“You have this one life. How do you want to spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.”
My favorite day of the week has turned into Wednesday’s because I’ve somehow managed to get myself addicted to Survivor. I haven’t watched the series since the first season but have come full circle, watching again. I love competition, but that is one show I would never want to be a part of!
The Real Hosuewives of Atlanta really had me hooked as well. JUICY. I have never wanted to be a part of a group of friends more in my life. They are the baddest. And I’m addicted. I can’t turn the show on while Wafiq’s home because he can’t stand the yelling, but I sneak it in when I can.
I have so many super exciting posts coming up but I’ve stalled a little because I have a Web Designer working on my website… I want MissBassmaster to to be functioning & professional, and I am not good enough to get the job done myself so I’ve finally found someone to help. Editing & working through the new site has taken a ton of time so I haven’t been as present on MissBassmaster as I want to be, but I REALLY believe it’ll be worth it.
Hopefully this will all be done in a week or two.. or three! We’ll see…
In the meantime, I’m only going to post a few times a week & spend energy creating more!
I thought I’d fill you in as there may be a chance someone looks forward to my posts & notices they’re not happening as often. I have not disappeared or slowed down… Just making things smoother!
Did You Know? “To prevent competitors from also inseminating female mates, some male insects stay latched to the female for days on end. The male Indian stick insect, Necroscia sparaxes, has the record in scientific literature at 79 days.”
I was in my office last week and a friend came running through the doors looking for a guy to help them. (Of course, she was not looking for me in this situation, you’ll understand why later.) She seemed a little more frantic than normal so I asked what happened. She said there was a bug outside in the hallway. I thought that was interesting because she’s not afraid of bugs. And she didn’t mention what type of bug. Are we talking spider, cockroach, beetle? In my almighty moment I told her I would go take a look – I’ve recently made truce with large spiders & felt I could at the very least monitor a cockroach while we wait for someone to get it, worst case scenario.
I went out into the hallway & a saw an alien sprinting down the wall, where the floor meets the bottom of the wall. This mother fucker had more than 1,000 legs and was a foot long. A centipede the size of a ruler with a 1 inch body circumference (1 INCH THICK BODY!), I’m not even talking how far it’s legs spread. Dark color. Fast. Agile. And foreign. Unfortunately, I am NOT exaggerating.
I ran back into my office, called the 2 guys nearby and told them there was a bug in the vicinity. I should have specified Alien because they took too long to get to the hallway and the alien proceeded to run toward the elevator shaft for safety. There wasn’t a chance in hell I was getting in it’s way either. My friend did run towards it & tried waving it away from the elevator, when said Alien lifted half it’s body & legs in the air as a warning to step the fuck away.
Now. I’ve had many run ins with bugs before & am familiar with their strategies. That asshole wasn’t going far down the elevator shaft to find a new home, he was waiting right inside it for his perfect getaway. I tried to warn the people. “Back away! It’s right inside the shaft, it’s going to come back out & it can sprint!” No one took me seriously. They stood INSIDE the elevator to look down the shaft to search for the alien… NOT A GOOD IDEA PEOPLE. That alien showed an entire side of tentacles out the side of the elevator shaft and everyone screamed louder than the fire alarms as they bursted out the elevator doors & quickly ran out of the entire building. No one looked confident anymore. The guys were panicking. In this moment, thank God for gender roles.
It was at this point, everyone knew the severity of the situation.
Long story short, we ended up trying to electrocute the alien & then poison it with toxic spray – neither worked, of course, it has fucking alien powers. One of the guys ended up finding a trash picker and was able to grab the alien & remove him. It was necessary to kill it before questioning.
I will say, every single person was flabbergasted. At a loss for words. Because it did prove life beyond Earth is very real. And it doesn’t conform to our standard of delightful by any means.
I’m still unable to put my feet down while sitting at my chair & am constantly on the lookout for other large aliens here on Earth. I had vomit at the tip of my throat all day after my run in with this creature. I used to be afraid of large, flying cockroaches – I had no idea.
Like I’ve mentioned before, the one complaint I have about Amazon is the browsing options. You can’t really get on Amazon & browse through it like you would at a store or another website. You have to know what you’re looking for in order for Amazon to be useful. That’s why I like sharing what I buy.
Today’s list is 10 Under $10.
I tried to keep all of the items Prime eligible so you don’t end up paying for shipping, if you’re a Prime member that is – which at this stage in the game, how can you not be?
This is your friendly reminder to order this awesome, super affordable water proof phone case before Summer is in full swing. It’s awesome for the pool/lake/ocean when you want to keep your snapchat & photos going strong – but also convenient to protect your phone from all water concerns.
I was using the original Beauty Blender for a while but I hated how dirty they got. I attempted cleaning them but am never satisfied. Spending $20 every time I wanted a new one seemed ridiculous, so I started using these beauty sponges instead & haven’t looked back. I use them for a majority of my makeup & it honestly makes the application too easy.
If you didn’t know this vacuum wine stopper existed, and at such an affordable price, then I apologize. I was also missing out for a long time & I understand that unfortunate feeling. Like all your best friends knew about a secret pill to keep you skinny & never told you. I’m there.
I love fairy lights because they make the perfect relaxed ambiance. I’m also a 7 year old girl inside. I was using old Christmas lights during my morning Yoga to achieve the perfect lighting but since then have discovered these string lights & love them! I hung them all over the place & get away with it because you can’t see the string until you turn them on 🙂
I recently discovered how AMAZING Amazon is for costume & craft supplies. I went to Carnaval a few months ago & made costumes for Wafiq & I. After searching costume shops & craft stores I compared all the prices with what I found on Amazon & it was incomparable. I don’t think I’ll be in a costume or craft store again for a long time, the savings are that awesome. ( Body Jewels, Costume Glue, Yarn )
If you don’t already own these bowls for your doggies then you need to! They’re so easy to transport – you’ll always have a dish available for water. My dog still acts like a 2 year old & inhales all her food in mili-seconds so I find it helps to collapse her bowl when she’s done & easily put it away. I’m trying to help her work through her binge eating habits. (Also, THESE dog treats!)
I pick up ALL my dog’s droppings & if you have a dog you should too. I get red with fury when I bring my dog on walks & there’s dog shit everywhere. Even super large mounds of dog shit in the middle of a path, really?! Who the fuck does this? It really pisses me off. And, I’ve done so well with my animal, I’ve managed to teach her not to shit on walking paths – she goes on a little gander off the path to take her bathroom break, then I proceed to pick it up & throw it in the trash can. You also notice I say: throw it in the trash can? That doesn’t mean you put the shit in a bag, tie the top, & drop it on the ground for someone else to pick up – doesn’t work like that people. I know I’m venting on behalf of other people & am definitely not alone. The dog bags on Amazon come in huge packs so you will NOT run out & they’re super affordable! No excuses. Pick up your dog shit!
You know how annoying it is when one of those small, round batteries dies? Because you’ll never remember to pick up another one at the store & you definitely won’t remember what battery it is, RTJ-0078 or WJO-2833 or NWH-9340293, – not happening. They’re typically cheaper on Amazon AND all you have to do is open the app on your phone, click, and order. Easy!
I buy all my dental products on Amazon, and here’s a toothpaste for you. I like Tom’s products. I haven’t done research about them but they seem to work the best for me, rather than the typical Crest or Trident brands. The world made me paranoid of chain products so I trick myself into feeling better by purchasing Tom’s.
If you get the Amazon App you can order everything on this list for under $100 and have it at your door in 2 days. It’s a miracle, isn’t it? What else do you guys buy on Amazon, it’s as if Amazon users are in a secret little club of all things easy!
I hope you’re all rounding out your April in the best way! I’m about to finally confront myself with the reality that this may be the last weekend I see 80 degree temperatures in awhile – at least while in Texas. I’ve had a long talk with my dog about this, as we both hate it equally. Soon, I think we’ll get our minds right & be able to handle our reality – let’s see.
Did You Know? “Already, the ocean is filled with about 165 million tons of plastic. That’s 25 times heavier than the Great Pyramid of Giza. By 2050, plastic in the oceans (is predicted to) outweigh fish.”
One thing that drives me nuts is throw-away plastic. I really can’t stand it.
And because it’s Earth Day this weekend I thought it would be a good time to address throw-away plastic.
I use old glass coconut oil jars for nuts & mixes too!
Veggies always ready to snack on…
Chopped onion ready for recipes & lunches // Beans ready to go for salads!
THESE containers are perfect for lunches – great portion size & love that they’re wide, not deep
3 Things You Need To Stop Using, TODAY
1. Plastic Serving Items:
Plastic plates, utensils, cups, bowls, straws – all need to go! I can’t remember the last time I purchased any of those items. I remember in the 19th century when we thought using plastic items was incredibly smart because it made clean-up easier, but that was the 19th century when we didn’t know how much that was effecting our mother earth.
Honestly, it takes two seconds to get everything through the dishwasher & once you get in the habit of it, you don’t even notice the clean-up.
Large garbage bags filled with plastic serving utensils is disturbing. Not to mention half of it blows away or breaks in the process & isn’t even used. Instead – use real, affordable, inexpensive items that you’ll easily be able to wash, store, & reuse.
2. Zip Lock Bags:
Zip Lock Bags are dumb. Wafiq had a hard time letting go of these but after much trickery I’ve managed to keep them out of the house & he’s barely noticed.
I use these red containers for EVERYTHING. I chop onions, broccoli, jalapenos, and other veggies – then leave them in the containers to easily pull out & use for a quick lunch or recipe.
This size is particularly awesome for the Oatmeal I eat every morning.
And the containers make your refrigerator look so organized!! Much better than bags hanging out all over the place. This size is the perfect portion for your meals, anything bigger allows room for too much food!
I also use containers to freeze meat. Rather than the whole package, I’ll separate the pieces & freeze them in portions of my choosing.
Time to ditch zip locks people! These containers are awesome, $23 for a set of 40, and you can buy them at Target OR Amazon Prime!
3. Paper Towels & Plastic Water Bottles:
I put paper towels & water bottles together because I understand avoiding these two items completely is not realistic for some people.
As far as paper towels are concerned – you can no longer be the person who grabs a paper towel EVERY SINGLE TIME you wash & dry your hands. My jaw drops writing that. You know how many paper towels you use & go through?! Buy a few kitchen towels to dry your hands & switch them out as often as you need to in order to keep them clean. Period. Paper towels should be more of a back-up option.
As far as water bottles – I never drink out of the plastic ones unless I’m desperate for water & forgot to bring my own, which is rare. I always have a huge water bottle with ice that I carry around & refill. Every time I leave the house & of course while in the house. (I shamefully became a Yeti addict recently, nothing like a freezing cold drink of water. I use a metal straw with mine. ) If anyone buys those God forsaken small, 8oz, water bottles still – It’s time to stop immediately. What a waste!
The Oatmeal I Eat Every Single Morning // Recipe: HERE
Fail Free (homemade) Ready To Bake Cookies // Recipe: HERE
What do you think? Anyone else have any obsessive ways to ditch trash/recycle build up?
I’m not a huge climate change advocate but it does break my heart to see what mother earth is going through, especially with some of our wasteful decisions – so I try my best to do little things that will hopefully make a difference. Creating less trash sounds like a good start.
Did You Know? Most of us are used to eating popcorn at the movie theater, but in parts of Columbia they snack on Ants. “Known in Spanish as ‘hormigas culonas,’ the brown, cockroach-size insects are roasted, salted and eaten like peanuts. Considered a delicacy, they can fetch more than 10 times the price per pound of Colombia’s world-famous coffee.”
Piggybacking off the Veggie Curry recipe I want you all to make, I became inspired to start sharing uncommon ingredients you need to add to your kitchen cabinets. One reason I love cooking so much is learning about new ingredients & foods. It’s like discovering lost treasure.
That’s also one of the best parts I’ve discovered from living abroad, all the new found flavors AND being able to show off favorites from home.
I used to be afraid of recipes that had ingredients I didn’t use or have in my kitchen. I thought it took too much energy to find them & the unknown price & flavors… But over time & the use of bravery, I’ve stalked my kitchen with all kinds of interesting ingredients & end up using them more than I expected.
I want to help you become familiar with a few of them & encourage you to explore flavors for yourself. You’ll be so popular & feel really cool. Today, I’m sharing 5 ingredients, but I plan to share more later. YUM! I’m hungry.
5 Uncommon Ingredients for your Kitchen! Mid-East Inspired
Commonly used in Curry! Delicious! You can buy fresh turmeric in the grocery store near ginger, those two look similar, or turmeric ground up into a spice. Turmeric is not scary, unless you make Turmeric Milk, I still have nightmares from this experience.
Right now, Turmeric is the popular girl at school. Bloggers & healthy people figured out the benefits of turmeric & now it’s all the rage, for good reason. Benefits can: reduce bloating, heartburn, high cholesterol, headaches, swelling, water retention, inflammation, skin issues, and the list goes on. (via)
So, Pinterest a yummy Curry recipe, like this one, and give Turmeric a try! (I really need to get a Curry recipe on MissBassmaster soon…)
How the hell someone does not have a large tub of the cumin spice at home I have no idea… I dump Cumin in everything! Hummus, spaghetti, Chili, Curry, casseroles, seasoning – I mean everything. By the way, I’ve watched plenty of Curry & Biryani dishes being made & let me tell you it’s pretty cute how American’s measure out a precious teaspoon of their spices to add in a dish – Arab’s dump them in! I’ve witnessed it & have applied the same strategy when cooking. With some spices it works against me (*cough* cayenne pepper) but with Cumin, dumping works! I prefer ground cumin more than the seeds, but to each their own.
Have you ever wanted to know how Arab’s cook the rice they accompany to all their lunches? Cardamom. They throw a few cardamom pods, & a clove or two, in their rice cooker while the rice is cooking. This is a staple way to prepare your basmati white rice. Or really any basmati rice dish. And how easy is that? Wafiq and I grab a cardamom pod + a clove and toss them in our rice cooker. Adds the perfect amount of very light flavor to really make you feel like a pro in the kitchen. Hello, Chef!
Cardamom is known as an expensive spice, but don’t let that scare you. A little goes a long way & it’s still not that expensive for a good spice. You can find it near the spices at the grocery store. The bonus? Believed benefits include: mood-elevating properties, aromatherapy, antidepressant, improved blood circulation, cancer protection, treatment for sore throats, congestion, stomach & lung issues… the list is long! (via)
Do you have Peanut Butter? Yes? Then Tahini shouldn’t scare you away. It’s basically a different kind of peanut butter but instead of peanuts, Tahini is made from sesame seeds. You can find it next to Peanut Butter in the grocery store & likely only a dollar or two more than peanut butter. Most commonly known as an ingredient used in Hummus, which is why I always have a jar in my kitchen. Wafiq’s mom chops dates & drizzles a little Tahini over them for an evening snack… SO GOOD. (Hummus Recipe: HERE)
This is probably the most intimidating ingredient on my list simply because it’s pretty expensive for such a little amount. And what the hell do you do with it, right? Saffron is a little tricky to find, usually found near the spices in a little jar. Most rice dishes that are yellow coloring have Saffron in them, unless it’s Turmeric as a substitute. I’ve only used Saffron in Biryani recipes, like this one. You can throw in a very little amount, only a very small strand, and the dish will turn yellow as mixed. You can also mix the saffron in a liquid (we used milk) before you add it to a dish.
Saffron is still tricky for me, but worth a try!! I don’t always have Saffron in my kitchen, but from time to time I’ll get my hands on some & Wafiq thanks me 🙂
I hope you’re excited to get to the grocery store (OR you’ve already ordered them on your Amazon app, HA)!
These flavors are currently waiting for a tasting so give them a try! Most are super easy to incorporate into any meal & you can only begin exploring new meals from there.
Anyone have new ingredients to share? I’m ALWAYS looking 🙂
Books + Podcasts + Music are the three things I need. I use them to help my mind take a break. I want to disclose, I’m all over the place when it comes to reading. I go through phases where I want to read about drug addiction, then Jesus Christ, then marketing, and sometimes a good fiction of a girl trapped in the woods. The variety keeps me from getting bored & I highly recommend opening your genre preferences.
I first saw Jenny Mollen on Chelsea from Netflix. She’s married to Jason Biggs. I didn’t know these two are so hilarious until watching the show. They’re funny in the exact way I’m obsessed with. Her book is full of honest stories throughout her life that everyone can relate to but no one would admit. Honesty is my favorite comedy. I was a mix of laughing & in shock throughout the whole read. Super easy, funny & fast read.
I wanted more from this book. It made me feel nice inside & was funny but not too much more. I heard really good things which is why I went back in time to read Bossypants, but I would have to say it was only okay. You know, I’m looking for the sauce! She might be too perfect for that.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t get through this book, I just couldn’t! I tried reading, restarting, trying again and again, but nothing! It’s about the drug world & following a DEA agent named Art. The story takes place over a long period of time & has several storylines that intertwine. If anyone has read this book and has a review, please share it with me. Or just tell me the ending. Maybe I’m not Veteran enough to get through a book like this. Or maybe it sucks.
Ok, call me crazy, but I loved this book. Ha! So juicy. I used to watch The Girls Next Door & couldn’t believe these women would ever date this old guy, even with the money! If you want gossip & to get the inside scoop into someone else’s life that is a total opposite of yours, this is the book. I loved it. Talk about sauce.
I don’t know who Corey Feldman is but happened upon the book when I was going through Amazon, now I want to go back & watch his movies. He was a young actor & eventually became addicted to drugs. He was BFF’s with Michael Jackson. He talks about the darkest shit in such a light way. It made me realize you don’t know what people are going through, even while they’re functioning. Dark, but good read.
My cousin recommended this cookbook, I think because they say Fuck a lot. I would say a 10 for the food education parts of the book, but some of the recipes were pretty bland. Let’s just say, I’m not convinced I can be a Vegan after trying a couple recipes. Although, the corn bread cake + whip cream. YES! YESSSSSS! It is SO. GOOD. I would recommend this book for the food education & Corn Bread Cake any day. Also, if you like the word Fuck.
I noticed reading & listening to a variety of genres keeps the creativity side of my brain functioning. The conversations I have with Wafiq are never dull. It’s important to keep conversations moving! The worst is having the same conversations over and over and over again. I noticed books, podcasts, & music bring in variety.
New topics. New talks.
What good books have you been reading? Nothing too depressing please 🙂
What are we up to?! I’ve been doing my best to engage in SXSW activities. Wafiq & I always love how cool Austin feels during this time.
Last weekend we were walking around when it was rainy and cold, all the streets downtown were bustling with people & we both immediately felt like we were in another city. So alive & streets filled with people, not to mention the cooler weather & rain made us feel like we were on vacation… Yes, rain and cold weather makes us feel like we’re on vacation, lived too many years in desert weather!
We walked by the SXSW red carpet outside the Paramount Theater & noticed a premiere was showing. I’m not sure what the movie was BUT, Nick from New Girl was there.
We had an excited moment as we walked by & both excitedly said “It’s Nick! It’s Nick!”. There were people with their phones out & he was pretty open to talking or saying hi to his fans but as we walked away I realized I didn’t like seeing him. I don’t want to meet Nick.
Meeting an actor takes away from their character, of which I love! For example, I want Nick to be Nick – but he isn’t & if I met him I would realize that. Wafiq & I will forever consider that man to be: NICK. Period. So he may too busy to talk to us, but we’re too committed to his character to meet the real him.
There’s one more weekend left for us to go out (and avoid favorite actors) so we’ll see what we can get into.
We’re currently having perfect weather that hasn’t heated up too much & I’m pretty grateful to enjoy it while I can.
And as much as I would love to say I’m loving the sunshine staying out so late now that we’ve had daylight savings time, it’s really kicking my ass in the mornings. I don’t remember this being a problem before?! I was used to getting out of bed easily for Yoga every morning but all of a sudden I feel like I’m still in REM sleep when my alarm goes off…
PS. I’m probably the first person in history to admit this, but I’m a complete fuck up when it comes to my essential oil diffuser. It smells like something is on fire?! And I’m 90% sure something is, so I stopped using it. That lasted a whole 7 days. Am I missing something?!
Did You Know? Originally, scientists wore beige coats. In the late 19th century, medical professionals chose white ones. The color white was chosen because of the idea of hope and expectations for healing and recovery that the physicians would bring. ( v i a )
Boi, why you so obsessed with me?! If the following three items had a voice, that’s what they would say. Screw monthly favorite posts, who really has time to try 1,000 products in 1 month and know what’s working and what isn’t?! Impossible. But there are a few items that I’ve been loving lately, genuinely loving. Let’s get real, that’s what’s important to share.
Also we’re nearing the weekend, I’m planning 0 activities. SXSW is coming to Austin the next two weekends and although I barely understand what SXSW actually is – I do know there’s a lot happening and always somewhere to be with free drinks and free phones, so I’ll be there.
For now, if you buy all three of the below items you’ll be out a cute $30 << Pretty proud to say that.
I should start by saying I’m a lover of socks & covering feet completely. The very first thing I look at on a guy is his shoes, if he’s wearing sandals he’s in a terrible category. OMG I went on a dreadful eHarmony date once & the tiny guy that was supposedly 6ft tall was wearing jeans & sandals, on a first date! No no no no no. I don’t have very many deal breakers, but that’s one of them. Sandals are strictly for the beach or pool. There’s no beach or pool on this date!
Ok, back on track, I love wearing white because it’s fresh & clean and I love shoes that I can wear with socks that lace up snug. These shoes are the winning ticket. They’re only $16.99 so when they get too dirty you can buy another pair to keep them looking fresh. White shoes go with everything << you’ll notice I wear them in almost all of my pictures. I was buying stupid expensive Reebok’s before but when I found these $16.99 Target shoes, I felt like I won the lottery. Now they’re all over my house.
I’m a nail biter. So it’s important that 1. I have my nails painted 2. I have moisturizer on them at all times << That combo keeps me from eating them.
The key with moisturizer is to be a little greasy so it sits on my nails without soaking in completely. This keeps the polish looking fresh, but not too greasy where I can’t touch anything without leaving behind an oily finger print. I’ve gone through three, yes three tubes of this cream in two months. I’m obsessed. I’ve recently purchased another one to leave by my bed… and put on my arms, legs, feet, hands, shit anything really, right before bed. OBESSSED. (I found this other really cool article on beauty products from trader Joe’s for anyone interested: 15 Reasons to Start Buying Beauty Products from Trader Joe’s)
Shut the F up. WOW. How did I not know this existed years ago?! Thank you little baby Jesus for Christmas because Wafiq bought me this wine vacuum for Christmas & its changed my life! I love wine but I love one glass, or two at night. Then I work diligently at squeezing the cork back down the bottle in order to keep the wine crisp. Always a fail and always frustrating.
Here’s how the wine pump & vacuum works: you place the wine vacuum stopper in the wine bottle & place the pump over the top & start pumping. Takes 2 seconds & it’s sealed with the air vacuumed out of it… ?!?! I knew we were legit when we went to a fancy restaurant & noticed all their wine bottles had the same stoppers! Yeah, let’s just say they were very privileged to have my presence while dining. PS. $13.99. I can’t. I’m done. No.
Did you know? Prime members are driving sales for Amazon. According to a recent survey, 53% of all Amazon purchases came from Prime members (an all-time high). ( v i a)
What the F do I buy on Amazon? That’s what I first asked my friend who mentioned she stopped going into stores because she literally orders anything she needs off Amazon.
Mmmmmkay but where do I start? Since then, we discussed the only real problem with Amazon is knowing where to start. Unfortunately, Amazon doesn’t have a great browsing site which makes it tricky to find products unless you know exactly what you’re looking for. This is why sharing is so important.
Because I’ve become loyal to Amazon & do believe it’s going to take over the world, I want to help you get on board now. I decided I’ll give you lists every so often of products I’m buying so you have a place to start. That’s key. Once you get the hang of it you’ll be an addict as well & won’t even know the name Target anymore.
Here we go: 10 Products I Buy On Amazon
Gel Pens – If you’re a note taking freak, you need to buy these Gel pens off Amazon. They come in huge packages & are SUPER affordable. I’ve been using them for my color coded notes & calendar. I also like that they have metallic colors that show up on dark paper, last Christmas I wrote on black paper so I had to go on the hunt for a metallic pen that would show up on black. I probably paid the same for that one pen that I did for this entire pack.
Cologne – This is a little tricky but I’m loyal to never going into a mall again. The deal with perfume & cologne is to read reviews FIRST. Some cologne appears to be knock-off’s so beware. However, I haven’t had an issue with that. I read the reviews first which is usually a dead giveaway. Perfume tends to be more affordable on Amazon than buying them in the store.
Books– Especially older books, you can get them for a few dollars! I mean why not?! (How is Barnes & Noble still in business?!) Usually you can’t get the best deal through Prime, so make sure you order a couple weeks ahead of time because they’ll take more than a few days to arrive.
Hair Serum – I’ve wanted something to put in my hair when I feel like it needs a little moister. This serum has been doing the trick, it’s not too oily & doesn’t do anything funky to my hair. I put it on after I brush it when I get out of the shower. I rarely use hair products – not hair spray, not often enough purple shampoo, not mousse, rarely shampoo (ha!) so I wanted something that was easy to use & that I would barely notice.
Wet Brush – I don’t know why the good lord baby Jesus didn’t bless me with this brush when I was a child… I have LONG, THICK, hair & that makes brushing it a pain in the ASS. Big time. This brush slides right through my hair, I can untangle & move on so quickly I’m barely inconvenienced. I could cry. If you have kids with long hair that gets tangled, buy this brush! My mom & I would have been much happier when I was a child had we had this brush.
Lip Balm – I love Carmex but I also love badass ingredients. The gold mine behind this chapstick I found online has been answering all my requests. I needed a PACK of chapsticks because they need to be found everywhere, anytime. I can’t buy a pack with 2, that’s bullshit. This pack of 6 is affordable, luxurious, and clean.
Coconut Oil – Obviously. And here’s why. You need a shit ton of coconut oil on hand at all times. I need a jar all over the house. Buying it on amazon is a little more affordable & you can buy it in bulk or smaller jars. For example, I keep one bulk size in the kitchen and 1 smaller size in the bathroom.
Eye Pads – I’ve tried several eye pads they sell in Ulta & Sephora but haven’t been happy with them. They all slide off? I feel like they don’t stay moist very long & they cost a million dollars. Anyone else? But the eye pads online are affordable & I feel like they actual help the eye situation, especially if you pull them out of the fridge – like an ice pack to the puffy.
Games – I have two things to say here: 1. If you don’t have games in your house, yes even as an adult, you need to buy some. 2. Buy them on amazon. If you’re looking for somewhere to start your collection I’d say Cards Against Humanity, Cranium, and Scrabble.
Moisturizer – I know I’ve mentioned this moisturizer before, but last night I noticed mine ran out & I’ll be ordering more so I thought I should throw it on this list. I break out if ANYTHING touches my chin area, even if it’s meant to help acne – it’ll break me out. It’s very annoying because I have to avoid so many products. Not only does this moisturizer not break out my chin area, I think it’s actually been helping. I’m loving the price, ingredients, and product.
A Few Tips:
Reviews are your friend. I always read the reviews before I buy a product, you can usually tell right away if something is going to work or not. Look at the majority rather than one asshole that decided to write a thorough review on a $2 item.
The more reviews the better. If you’re looking at a product & one of them has 10,000+ reviews with a 4+ rating – it’s likely a solid product.
Stick to Prime. For the most part, I buy products that are Prime. That’s because Amazon Prime is the shit. I think it’s $99/annually & you receive free 2 day shipping on all Prime products. Once you start ordering you won’t be able to stop & you’ll easily get that money back in savings.
Once you’re a Prime member, order everything you want. Deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, snacks, batteries, lightbulbs – if it’s a Prime product it’ll save you a trip to the store so don’t be afraid to order the items you use every single day online, rather making a trip to the store for batteries.
Amazon has an app! This is a recent discovery. You can download the Amazon app on your phone, so if you realize you need batteries you can quickly get on the app & put batteries in your cart. You can skip the whole list making part of life!
And that’s it for now! 10 Products I’m currently buying off Amazon. What do you buy?
If you have an item you ALWAYS buy on Amazon or a secret find that I haven’t discovered, please make my day & share. I literally get as excited as a child with rich parents would on Christmas morning when I discover a new product to purchase off Amazon. It’s bad.
PS. Although it does appear Amazon is my number 1 sponsor, they’re not. I’m just aware this is the future & want to help you get on board!
Off to start a new week, it’s Monday, a fresh start! It’s also still February which floats my boat. I went to Trader Joe’s last night, they were wrapping flowers & the store was flooded with chocolates & red + pink hearts. Can it remain Feb for the rest of 2017? I’m going to try my best to keep it in the love making zone.
See you tomorrow, but today, remember to be thoughtful 🙂
Did you know?Customer service first – Amazon employees, including CEO Bezos, spend two days every two years working at the customer service desk. ( v i a)
Since discovering Amazon Prime I’ve been focused on finding the best of Amazon. A friend of mine brags about never having to go to the store because she buys EVERYTHING off Amazon. I’m no where near that, but it’s definitely goals.
She told me she buys all of her make up on Amazon, which…No. Don’t believe. Because how amazing would that be? Instead of torturing myself by going into the actual stores (not a huge fan).
One of my favorite finds so far is the Natural Green Brand Tepezochuite Cream. I’ve tried a lot of the “Top Beauty” products that Amazon offers & have honestly not been overly impressed (if you’re curious about those let me know). But as far as what I have liked & will be reordering, this moisturizer is at the top of my list.
And unlike most face products, I actually know & can pronounce pretty much every single ingredient in this product – all the way to the bottom of the ingredient list.
The first 3 ingredients are: Distilled water, Grapseed Oil, and Rice Bran Oil. I’ll take it!
Typically, the only product I feel confident using on my face is Coconut oil, as you may remember, but this moisturizer doesn’t cause weird reactions either, which is a pleasant surprise.
I’ve concluded oils are my thing, the more oil the better. Oui.
For the curious – I first heard about this product scrolling through Pinterest, apparently Salma Hayek made an entire skincare line because she didn’t see this popular Mexican ingredient used anywhere in American products.
“Tepezecohuite is a bark tree found in Southern Mexico that resembles a fern. It was administered by the Mayan culture thousands of years ago to treat skin lesions such as burns, by grinding the bark up into a powder. In 1984, after a horrific gas explosion in Mexico City killed 500 and left more than 5000 with severe burns, the Red Cross treated the burn patients with tepezcohuite. It was so effective at healing their wounds and regenerating the skin that a year later, when an earthquake caused a series of explosions and fires, tepezcohuite was again used to treat victims.” (v i a / v i a :)
And a little goes a long way. If you’re on the hunt for a natural, easy face product & prefer shopping Amazon – here you go!
What are your Amazon favorites? Trying to find the best of the best 🙂